I wish I could play this for every customer that asks me for this book.
Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
i am crying i am literally crying i am laughing so hard that there are tears trickling from my eyes oh my god
perfect, perfect, perfect
I CAN’T OH MY GOD THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS
I AM CRYING
OH MY GOD
IN THE GROUND.
HELA, SPARE A ROOM. PLEASE.
MY LUNGS ARE ON FIRE.