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ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy

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cluckyeschickens:

"Chickens are like nature’s steady-cams. They posses the remarkable ability to keep their heads stable even as their bodies move around. And it all has to do with their eyes.

This anatomic feature is demonstrated to great effect in this newly released Mercedes commercial, which is presumably for some stability feature? We’re not really sure. We’re here for the chickens.” [x]

There are no words to describe how much this pleases me. None.

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suitelifeofzachandcas:

ms-splendiferous:

hatteress:

fluffmugger:

pinstripedbutton:

Australia.Please stop.And let me hug this creature.

#Australia #I should Be afraid #but #D’awwwwno nonono. Be not afraid of the wombat. They are awesome.  They’re like groundhogs, if groundhogs were furry tanks. The claws are for digging, and they’re complete herbivores. Unlike most australian wildlife they don’t fart fire or shoot spines or turn into velociraptors as a protective measure, they just have this HUGE backside of solid bone.   Seriously. When a predator threatens their burrow they just crouch down face-first and when said predator tries to get over that gigantic bony arse to feast on sweet wombat face they just STAND UP and crush that fucker against the roof.  You also do not want to hit one with your car. It’s like running over a fucking boulder. I’ve seen wombat strikes destroy the entire undercarriage of a car, rip out the sump, fuck up the axles and destroy the suspension and the goddamn wombat just walked off.   Forget that “deer destroyed my front end” shit, a wombat will give you a complete write-off.   (This is also why you get the fuck out of their way if you see one running towards you. You do not want to get hit by that bastard).But they generally just wander around like comically shaped foot-rests, eating roots and enjoying the night air.   They can run, but don’t like to, and generally could not give two shits about humans because who cares about two-legs when you have an arse that can destroy utes.    And they poop rectangles.

Where the fuck was this person when we had to learn about the native wildlife in primary school?!

IT’S FUCKING HUGE. DO THEY ALWAYS GET THIS BIG????

Yes

suitelifeofzachandcas:

ms-splendiferous:

hatteress:

fluffmugger:

pinstripedbutton:

Australia.
Please stop.
And let me hug this creature.


#Australia #I should Be afraid #but #D’awwww

no nonono. Be not afraid of the wombat. They are awesome.  They’re like groundhogs, if groundhogs were furry tanks. The claws are for digging, and they’re complete herbivores.

 Unlike most australian wildlife they don’t fart fire or shoot spines or turn into velociraptors as a protective measure, they just have this HUGE backside of solid bone.   Seriously. When a predator threatens their burrow they just crouch down face-first and when said predator tries to get over that gigantic bony arse to feast on sweet wombat face they just STAND UP and crush that fucker against the roof.  You also do not want to hit one with your car. It’s like running over a fucking boulder. I’ve seen wombat strikes destroy the entire undercarriage of a car, rip out the sump, fuck up the axles and destroy the suspension and the goddamn wombat just walked off.   Forget that “deer destroyed my front end” shit, a wombat will give you a complete write-off.   (This is also why you get the fuck out of their way if you see one running towards you. You do not want to get hit by that bastard).

But they generally just wander around like comically shaped foot-rests, eating roots and enjoying the night air.   They can run, but don’t like to, and generally could not give two shits about humans because who cares about two-legs when you have an arse that can destroy utes.    And they poop rectangles.

Where the fuck was this person when we had to learn about the native wildlife in primary school?!

IT’S FUCKING HUGE. DO THEY ALWAYS GET THIS BIG????

Yes

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